I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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