just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Randomize
