Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We are two peas in an std pod
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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