3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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