i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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