id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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