thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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