Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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