Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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