Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Pooping to opera.
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