dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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