Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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