Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
