so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
