Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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