A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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