Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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