just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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