so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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