Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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