dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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