omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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