it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
