Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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