I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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