nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Hippo gnu deer
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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