Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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