Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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