I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
My vagina is very pro this idea
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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