They should really pass out barf bags in church
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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