It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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