I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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