Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
