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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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