Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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