It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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