God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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