Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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