lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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