Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
No subtext here. People are naked.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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