where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
and she was petting her beer can
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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