It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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