We won't sleep together?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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