just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Someone signed my nipple.
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