Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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