So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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