Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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