hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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