It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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