No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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