On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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