We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I need water and some morals
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Randomize
